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"Bar Rafaeli visited David Letterman last night, and it’s a good thing Dave is a pro because if I..."

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:23:20 -0800

“Bar Rafaeli visited David Letterman last night, and it’s a good thing Dave is a pro because if I interviewed her it would be nine minutes of, “will you have sex with me, will you have sex with me, will you have sex with me…””

- What Would Tyler Durden Do

Isabelle

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 12:18:06 -0800

Isabelle

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Thu, 12 Feb 2009 11:57:36 -0800

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A letter from my buddy re: Bay to Breakers

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 15:06:23 -0800

To Whom it May Concern:

I find it appalling that after so many years of self-governance and jollity that ING and its partners would decide to deflate a great San Francisco event and institution. A zero tolerance policy? No wheeled vehicles of any type? Do you have any idea why people love B2B? Or why ESPN dubbed this one of the “101 things all sports fans must experience before they die?” It’s not because of the fierce competition, emphasis on fitness or wonderful scenery. It’s because of the fact that the entire city lets her collective hair down and engages in an event that amounts to an annual parade celebrating the joy of being a San Franciscan. While I would expect such draconian nonsense in a place like Orange County, I find it strangely out of place in my beloved city. After eight straight years of attendance, I plan to stay away this year. I hope you are happy to alienate a good portion of the population that loved and honored this event.

Sincerely,

Another Disgruntled SF Resident

Picking Sides

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 09:41:13 -0800

I was always on John Kruk’s side vs. Randy Johnson. Now that The Big Unit (seriously, that’s his actual nickname?) is a Giant, I guess I have to back RJ. Farewell, Krukky.

"Finally, it was Diedrich Bader’s turn. He played Gibbons’ mullet-sporting neighbor, Lawrence. He..."

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:26:21 -0800

“Finally, it was Diedrich Bader’s turn. He played Gibbons’ mullet-sporting neighbor, Lawrence. He took the ribbing among castmembers to a whole new level with his anecdote about the man behind Milton. “I guess I only have one special memory, when I was in my hotel room and, you know, boom, boom, boom … it’s three in the morning or whatever, and there’s Stephen Root in the hallway. And he goes, ‘Are you my friend?’ ‘Yeah,’ I said. He goes, ‘Are you really my friend?’ I said, ‘Yeah, of course, Stephen; I’m your friend.’ He said, ‘All right, I killed a prostitute.’ ””

- “Office Space” Cast Reunite at 10th Anniversary Screening of Mike Judge’s Cult Film : Rolling Stone : Rock and Roll Daily Thanks EDW

2. Willie McGee

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 07:52:16 -0800

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1. Greg Maddux

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 07:52:08 -0800

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Obama's first 100 days soundtrack

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:23:54 -0800

But its gonna take money
A whole lotta spending money
Its gonne take plenty of money
To do it right child

Its gonna take time
A whole lot of precious time
Its gonna take patience and time, ummm
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it,
To do it right child

Not to go all BonerParty or anything, but M.I.A. is just all...

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 13:23:41 -0800

Not to go all BonerParty or anything, but M.I.A. is just all like, “I don’t give a fuck, this baby is going to be rad.” And who puts her on this worst-dressed list? Hello, she’s like the best-dressed due date mom in world history. Can’t wait till she has that baby and gets back to making awesome music. She wuz robbed last night.

"I would rather do the right thing and have one term than be mediocre and have two.” - Barack Obama"

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 11:29:38 -0800

““I would rather do the right thing and have one term than be mediocre and have two.” - Barack Obama”

- Dowd

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Mon, 09 Feb 2009 10:19:49 -0800

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"Ben Wallace was right when he called Mo originally being passed over for the All-Star Game a..."

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 12:39:41 -0800

““Ben Wallace was right when he called Mo originally being passed over for the All-Star Game a shamockery. But not naming him as the natural and obvious replacement for the unfortunately injured Jameer Nelson is stupidiculous, idillogical and preposterageous.””

- Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert said in a tongue-in-cheek e-mail to The Associated Press

Please watch JJ Abrams at TED.

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:35:54 -0800

Please watch JJ Abrams at TED.

One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into...

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:14:38 -0800

One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm

"First, they literally redevelop the sense of taste. “The food that got them to this point is salty,..."

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:59:19 -0800

“First, they literally redevelop the sense of taste. “The food that got them to this point is salty, sweet, fatty, crunchy,” said Bob Harper, a trainer on the show since the first season in 2004, describing the fast food and snacks that are the steady diet of most contestants. “They lose their taste buds, they lose their hunger cues and they want what they want when they want it.””

- For ‘Loser’ Contestants, It’s Back to Basics in the Kitchen - NYTimes.com

I want to redevelop my sense of taste.

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Wed, 04 Feb 2009 12:25:59 -0800

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Wed, 04 Feb 2009 08:26:32 -0800

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Animal Collective: My Girls

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 17:03:25 -0800

Animal Collective: My Girls