December 2008
87 posts
theengineer:
megsnotplural:
tmblg:
Mr G. -...
WatchAlec Baldwin’s best work, including a very high degree of difficulty. Should have won an Emmy for this alone.
Do you ever notice
That you can tell if someone’s not straight if they haven’t filled out the “interested in” part of their Facebook profile?
shebs:
theoisjonesing:
chrisreinhard:
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I wish
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a ‘6-4 Impala.
Oh, and also inauguration tickets. That would be sick.
Hit President Bush in the Face with a Shoe! →
“Me and my friends have cried about the black hole, and I find it really...”
– The Explainer questions we never answered in 2008. - By Daniel Engber - Slate Magazine
“The one thing I learned from Johnny Dakota was that there was “no hope in...”
– My Top Ten Lists: Minor Saved By The Bell Characters
somethingchanged:
Share the love: For Christmas I just bought my techsavvy mum her own domain name and now I’m setting her up a tumblr for her travel adventures. Eep, I hope she likes it!
This is probably the only good idea I ever got from Julia Allison. I’m sure she’ll love it.
WatchKristin Chenoweth leads an intervention. Probably not her first time.
saramcpherson:
Death Cab For Cutie - Christmas...
WatchGVOYT?
Credit Suisse To Pay Top Execs With Illiquid... →
Brilliant! Thanks ergoth.
“She’s such a good person, and so pretty! I think she’d be...”
– Area Woman Becomes Republican Vice Presidential Candidate | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
Thanks JAA.
“[Steve Young] was staying in my house,” offensive tackle Harris Barton...”
– SUPER BOWL XXIX; Steve Young Showcases His 21st Century Offense - New York Times
“Ten minutes after New York Yankees general manager Brian Cashman left the home...”
– ESPN - CC Sabathia says New York Yankees best place to try to win title
No way Cashman had a hands-free device. Can someone write him a ticket?
“Raisins may be the best part of a cake; but a bag of raisins is not better than...”
– Ludwig Wittgenstein (via apollosraven)
i don’t think i’ve ever had a cake with raisins in it
theengineer:
mascarah:
Otis Redding - White...
Friends
forfucksake:
I broke up with a friend today. It was very Seinfeld-esque. It even happened in a dinner. We were friends for 10 years. I used to joke that we had a give-take relationship — I would give, and she would take. But after 10 years, it wasn’t so funny anymore. I couldn’t let someone keep emotionally draining or taking advantage, or making me feel worse about me.
Because of my age, I have...
Pick Up Lines: First Draft
apollosraven:
janemarcus:
thebrewerpatriot:
Are your legs tired? Oh, well, I’m not surprised; your thighs are almost comically muscular.
You must wash your pants with Windex, because something really smells like Windex.
Your father must have been a thief. I don’t know, you just have the look of someone who was raised by criminals.
Do you have a little Italian in you? Really? Wait, what was...
“A story in the July 24 edition of the Sentinel & Enterprise incorrectly...”
– The year in errors
Thanks JAA
Watchhomina homina homina
not a bad idea
disapprovingmonkey:
Who you surround yourself with really does define you. I’m taking a good long look at this. And a good long look at others. It’s time to clear out the dead wood.
Traits I am looking for:
- substance (are you more than a pretty smile and a clever remark)
- reliability (would you help me move?)
-worthiness (are we friends or do we just complain to each other? if i was...
“A little about me: I’m 29 years old, 5-foot-9 and a fairly solid 245...”
– Awesome, dorky guy seeks girl with similar interests
I laughed pretty hard at this post. But that maybe makes me a bad person.
“Beware, there are spoilers for the ending of Yes Man in the following scoop:”
– ‘Yes Man 2′ Already Getting Greenlight? - RopeofSilicon.com Movie News, Trailers, Reviews and More
Really big news; I can’t believe who they got for it.
“If you can’t have fun with a girl at Tommy’s you don’t want to...”
– The Briz, referring to the Tequila Capital of San Francisco, Tommy’s Mexican. So true.
WatchYear-end retrospective of Viral Videos. Now I know where “Fuck it, we’ll do it live” comes from.
“I will recover 100 percent and be the same player I was before I left. Or even...”
– Monta Ellis
Snow Patrol - Signal Fire
Thanks AM.
alla1:
Ryan Adams - Dreams (Fleetwood Mac cover)...