Timblelog

Feb 12, 2009 2:23pm
Bar Rafaeli visited David Letterman last night, and it’s a good thing Dave is a pro because if I interviewed her it would be nine minutes of, “will you have sex with me, will you have sex with me, will you have sex with me… - What Would Tyler Durden Do
Feb 12, 2009 12:18pm
Feb 12, 2009 11:57am
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Feb 11, 2009 3:06pm

A letter from my buddy re: Bay to Breakers

To Whom it May Concern:

I find it appalling that after so many years of self-governance and jollity that ING and its partners would decide to deflate a great San Francisco event and institution. A zero tolerance policy? No wheeled vehicles of any type? Do you have any idea why people love B2B? Or why ESPN dubbed this one of the “101 things all sports fans must experience before they die?” It’s not because of the fierce competition, emphasis on fitness or wonderful scenery. It’s because of the fact that the entire city lets her collective hair down and engages in an event that amounts to an annual parade celebrating the joy of being a San Franciscan. While I would expect such draconian nonsense in a place like Orange County, I find it strangely out of place in my beloved city. After eight straight years of attendance, I plan to stay away this year. I hope you are happy to alienate a good portion of the population that loved and honored this event.

Sincerely,

Another Disgruntled SF Resident

Feb 11, 2009 9:41am

Picking Sides

I was always on John Kruk’s side vs. Randy Johnson.  Now that The Big Unit (seriously, that’s his actual nickname?) is a Giant, I guess I have to back RJ.  Farewell, Krukky.

Feb 10, 2009 3:26pm
Finally, it was Diedrich Bader’s turn. He played Gibbons’ mullet-sporting neighbor, Lawrence. He took the ribbing among castmembers to a whole new level with his anecdote about the man behind Milton. “I guess I only have one special memory, when I was in my hotel room and, you know, boom, boom, boom … it’s three in the morning or whatever, and there’s Stephen Root in the hallway. And he goes, ‘Are you my friend?’ ‘Yeah,’ I said. He goes, ‘Are you really my friend?’ I said, ‘Yeah, of course, Stephen; I’m your friend.’ He said, ‘All right, I killed a prostitute.’ - “Office Space” Cast Reunite at 10th Anniversary Screening of Mike Judge’s Cult Film : Rolling Stone : Rock and Roll Daily Thanks EDW
Feb 10, 2009 7:52am

2. Willie McGee

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Feb 10, 2009 7:52am

1. Greg Maddux

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Feb 9, 2009 5:23pm

Obama's first 100 days soundtrack

But its gonna take money
A whole lotta spending money
Its gonne take plenty of money
To do it right child

Its gonna take time
A whole lot of precious time
Its gonna take patience and time, ummm
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it,
To do it right child

Feb 9, 2009 1:23pm
Not to go all BonerParty or anything, but M.I.A. is just all like, “I don’t give a fuck, this baby is going to be rad.”  And who puts her on this worst-dressed list?  Hello, she’s like the best-dressed due date mom in world history.  Can’t wait till she has that baby and gets back to making awesome music.  She wuz robbed last night.

Not to go all BonerParty or anything, but M.I.A. is just all like, “I don’t give a fuck, this baby is going to be rad.”  And who puts her on this worst-dressed list?  Hello, she’s like the best-dressed due date mom in world history.  Can’t wait till she has that baby and gets back to making awesome music.  She wuz robbed last night.

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